The dons know how it will end, he says. The dons can see the future, he says.

He will blow out his brains on the English lawn, that’s what they know. He will make a real mess on the English lawn, yes, the Dons are quite certain of it. The lawnkeepers will be extra busy that morning when he dashes out his head on the English lawn, he says. They’ll have to rake out bits of his skull from the grass of the English lawn, he says. The birds will pick at bits of his brain on the English lawn, he says.

The forensic team will set up one of their investigation tents to comb remove every last bit of shattered skull from the English lawn, he says.